Friday, 1 February 2008

Double Murder

I was in a gents outfitters getting measured up for a new suit.
The material was a violently bright beige check, although the pattern was quite small.
Harris Tweed, of course.
The jacket seemed to be around XXXL but fitted nicely.
I turned around and two men, one in a red suit were sniggering at me.
I therefore found a steel bar and murdered them both.
Very violent and gory.
Then I hit the High Street with my Harris Tweed suit, complete now with red spots.
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5 comments:

  1. Decipherous1 February 2008 at 14:47

    Suit you, sir? Did you like it, sir, did you?

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  2. The Editor2 February 2008 at 00:18

    You should go and see No Country For Old Men, talking of blood spots.

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  3. Anonymous3 February 2008 at 12:27

    Sounds like a small boy embarassed in the hairdressers for saying pool... violently bright beige? Surely thats a contradiction?

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  4. The Snoring Man3 February 2008 at 19:32

    In dreams contradictions are allowed.
    Mind you, my waking life is full of them as well.

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  5. The Editor10 February 2008 at 10:39

    You should be alright once you get everything sorted out.

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