Various Ghosts

1/ Accompanied by a tall female ghost I entered a block of flats and went up to the 3rd floor and entered some rooms.
The rooms were bare of furniture.
The ghost told me that a woman was buried behind the wall. I pulled the wall away and right enough, the decomposed body of a small thin woman was revealed.
Tricky situation I thought.
A ghost of this dead woman then emerged and started to violently struggle with my ghostly companion. Things were getting out of hand.
They didn't improve when the dead woman came to life and joined in the fraca with a view to aiding her ghost.
This was too much for me and I changed channels as it were into another dream.

2/ I was working in an old house with a hollow interior, familiar.
My Dad who was working outside asked me to help him board up a small cellar window for the night.
He would hold a series of boards over the opening with a long bolt and I would go inside and attach a nut and piece of wood to the bolt, that would do the trick.
I crawled into the cellar and along a narrow tunnel to the window opening. After the job was done I peered into a little alcove by the window and found an old diary, camera and spool of film.
We then gathered our tools and went outside to put them in the car.
Blast! Someone had pinched my kayak from the roof of the Volvo.
Peering more carefully I noticed that a ghostly blue shape of the kayak was visible on the pavement.
Not completely gone perhaps.

Toilet Break

Woke up during the night to go to the loo. Went into the hall en route and was confronted by a person I knew to be dead.
I almost died with fright.
Then there were others, all around.
I ran into my kitchen and looked under the sink.
I pulled out a spray can. Can't remember if it was furniture polish, wasp killer or even deodorant.
Anyway I rushed back into the hall and started spraying the 'ghosts', if that was what they were.
They partially disappeared but that was even more scary, just bits of heads etc.
Decided it was time to wake up.
It was a while before I plucked up courage to go to the loo.

Green Ghosts

In a corridor with son C. Wood lined and pretty scary. Almost dark.
A slightly luminous and ghostly figure appeared in front of us and asked if we wanted some target practice.
I was too shocked to say anything but C replied that we would give it a go.
The figure led us downhill, still in the wood lined corridor into a huge hall.
We walked along an earthy ridge into the middle of the hall.
The hall was lit with an eerie green light and the massive unsupported ceiling sagged downwards in a threatening manner.
It felt that we were far below ground in a place unvisited by humans.
All round the hall, walking and floating were numerous green ghosts.
We were given a gun each and told to shoot at the ghostly figures.
We did this but to no effect. The ghosts only give a grim laugh and went about their business.
Ghosts cannot be simply shot down, they obviously require a different approach.
Therapy beckons.

Scary Dream

Walking through my house last night, aware of being followed. Turned round to face whoever it was, slowly reversing. Remembered never to walk backwards in a haunted house, as something horrid is always behind you. Watching scary movies has paid off. Turned round and started to run, aware that the house is full of unseen people, watching. Not many places to run to in the house without ending in a cul de sac. Must make more doors.
Who am I kidding, find difficulty in changing the loo roll.
Why is real daylight so reassuring and ghosts reside only in the sleeping mind. Or do they?