A Thick Neck

I looked in the mirror and saw that my neck had thickened up considerably. Sort of Cardassian thickness if you know what I mean.
Also a row of ridges was growing down the front of my forehead, Klingon style.
I seemed to be morphing into a Next Generation baddie.
All needed was to be part of The Collective with a smattering of Ferengi.
What went wrong.