Helter Skelter

A visit to Hunstanton, a Norfolk seaside town, venue of childhood holidays. I entered the Helter Skelter, and climbed to the top. Sitting on the door mat thing I launched myself downwards, round and round and round. Hold on, was I going down? No, I was sliding up, faster and faster. Somehow down had turned to up. Where would it all end, spiralling up into space? Infinity? God?
My mum and dad would wonder where I had got to. Where's he gone now? He's a very naughty boy.
Woke up feeling quite dizzy.