A Present of Firewood

I was back at my old house. My ex girlfriend lived there. She looked great, suntanned and really attractive.
A whole load of firewood lay on waste ground nearby. It had been pulled out of the 'haunted house' in the woods.
The man who had pulled the firewood out was a gaunt old woodsman.
He told me to take some down to my ex girlfriend. I took a huge piece which was easy to cut up.
She was unimpressed.
There was an old cart with other items from the haunted house. I found an old fiddle in a leather case which had two sound holes rather than the normal one.
I thought I might pinch it for myself.
I hid it in the hallway of my ex's house.
Silly place really.