I was a super hero named Insect Man. I chased a tiny red spider that an evil terrorist had put at the side of a swimming pool. It was going to swim along a damp floor and drop down into the pool. It would then bite and kill a passing swimmer. I chased it along the poolside just keeping it in sight with my magnifying vision. I then squashed it into a red mess with my super powered trainers.
I then set out looking for new insects to terrorise.
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Exciting Dreams of The Boring Man
2 comments:
Insectman?
This is bizarre even by your standards.
Where would Spiderman stand on this?
Spiderman is but a feeble shadow of the Arthropod King that is Insect Man. Not even in my Group.
I may send a few million of my Culicoides Impunctatus friends to visit you shortly on your rash visit to the Western Isles.
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