Monday 21 May 2007

Parrot Talk

I was walking towards my house when a parrot with a replacement steel leg landed on my shoulder. It started to speak to me and give me relationship advice. I realised that it had a good handle on that sort of thing and so I started to frame a question in my mind. Then I realised that speaking to a one legged parrot about relationships was probably pretty insane.
I woke up, but thinking, what if I had asked . . . . ?

3 comments:

The Editor said...

About Caponisation for men?

The Snoring Man said...

No, I expect I will be starting a family soon, like yourselves, You and I could go to breathing classes etc.

The Editor said...

The only family starting here would be the acquisition of some other example of the worlds fauna.